Pensburg is a Southern yet urban city, mostly known for its colorful past drenched in racism and fear. The police there wear black uniforms, and considering the rough and rugged roller coaster they encounter daily, it is for the best. Their local paper, the Pensburg Formentor, is a front to back ass wipe loaded with crime, injustice, and bigotry. At least the weather is wonderful there.
The most popular area in Pensburg is a mildly rundown zone known as The System. It used to be a popping place ages ago, but over the years, high crime and poor upkeep have taken their toll. On the upside, the area is getting a major remodel and clean-up. Most businesses in the System gain their names from parts of the universe. There are several points of interest: a divey-yet-delicious diner called Mercury's Hot Mess Hall, an out-of-this-world shopping experience called Rings-off Saturn Pawn & Gun, and a very public (or pubic) hospital known as Galaxy Health, to name a few. However, the most frequented by far establishments in the System are Venus on Vacation Motel and Uranus on Fire Gentlemen’s Club.
Pensburg, or mainly Pluto’s Pharmacy in the System, is well-known for starting the famous We Love You Too, Pluto craze, adorning t-shirts and other merchandise everywhere. DiscardcardCredit and EspecialExpress Credit were founded there, but few places take them as payment. Tarcmart, a direct competitor for the more popular retailer Roach’s Mart, was also established there. Tres Cher, a ridiculously expensive restaurant, is on the System outskirts. So is the tasty, hard-hitting Coochie Coladas brewery.
The major league sports teams in Pensburg are baseball’s illustrious Pensburg Stripes, the so-so Pensburg Inkers in basketball, the drama-filled Pensburg Blots football, and the always-funny Pensburg Stains soccer. Pensburg has no hockey team, but they are slightly interested in acquiring one.
Overall, the social climate in Pensburg is like a delicious vanilla ice cream cone dropped on the freshly mopped floor. If it lands on its brown, sturdy, sugary cone instead of the creamy, milky, cold goodness, one might snatch it up and devour it—if no one is looking.
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